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Remember when you were young and would
play rhyming games with your mates?
Fill ... Mill ... Grill
... Chill ... Hill ... Will ... etc etc
No? Well moving quickly on,
ahem(!) ... we still like playing this game but it bugs us
no word rhymes with orange.
Yes, I know what you are thinking,
"... but I've heard Def Leppard do it in one of their songs!"
... but you'd be wrong, they just can't talk (sing?) properly!
Soooooo, what we want
to do is to change this sad fact and this is where you come
in. Basically we've invented (haha!) a word and we want it
included in the Dictionary.
The word in question is
BORINGE and its actual definition (as decided by
cynic) is 'something that
looks like it has the right characteristics but is actually flawed'.
Therefore, Tom Cruise is BORINGE
because he looks like a handsome man but is actually only 3ft 5"
So if you want to help
get BORINGE published (and be able to brag you
invented a word) please SIGN
HERE ... we [apparently] need about 300,000 people!
(Please note this has nothing to do
with the fact we're jealous Charlie Berges and Andrew Sargant came
up with 'Brandlomaniac' and 'Word Of Thumb'. Oh alright, that's
exactly why we're doing it!)
Here To Go Back ...
A Rush? Click Here To Sign The Petition ...