We have partners located all around the World but in the first instance, Rob (Asia Pacific) would be your first point of contact. cynic was his original idea and being English, he needs to feel that he is still a teensy-weensy bit important!

So, unless you want to sue the pants off us, please contact him (detailing what you want) via any of the following methods …
General Information:
Something Specific:
I Like Human Voices:
(+61) 400-808-655 (This is Rob’s, direct line)

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If you want to sue us, please visit … www.lawyersareshits.com
Need reminding how well you’re doing … www.jerryspringer.com
After love and affection …

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